Does this unelected twat even have security clearance?

Mmmm that plastic bag taste. Just like mom used to make. Until she died of microplastic poisoning.

Denmark: Did you say “please” even once?

The only moral abortion deep state is my abortion deep state.

As George Carlin once said, “you don’t need a formal conspiracy when interests converge.”

The Heritage Foundation and the GOP have no love for Putin and he has no love for them. They all just want the same thing in regards to the EU and NATO, but they all want it for different reasons.

Trump is too stupid to be part of a major international conspiracy. He’s a useful idiot who thinks he can financially benefit from all this chaos, and that’s as deep as his thought process goes. Heritage wants the EU and NATO gone because it would give the US more leverage on the world stage, and because western Europe is a Godless Liberal society where religion is dwindling and brown people are moving in. Putin wants the EU and NATO gone because it would give Russia more leverage and make it easier to expand his borders and rebuild his glorious Russian Empire.

хет-трик or “khet trik” is a common Russian phrase, borrowed from the English “hat trick”, to describe three consecutive successes.

FYI - https://www.project2025.observer/

I wasn’t being literal about there being nothing left unknown in the whole universe. Just that we’ve (at least in the west) culturally outgrown stuff like ghost stories and other supernatural folklore, and that the X-Files type of conspiracy theory entertainment took its place, and it’s hard to enjoy now because that space has been taken over by a bunch of paranoid lunatics.

Also farming. They spent a LOT of time herding cattle and planting veggies.

Same. I have always loved it as a fictional genre, and as a fun sort of “what if” form of escapism for life in general. We’ve pretty much taken all the mystery out of the world, so that kind of stuff filled that void for me for a long time. But then it turned into a pipeline to recruit people into right-wing paranoia, and now I can’t really enjoy it anymore.

Stuff like this might actually be what unravels the Trump administration. The military industrial complex is far more powerful than any of the people Orange Julius has surrounded himself with, and they will not like taking losses to appease his ego.

I remember many years ago, there were two little girls that went missing about the same time. One was white, the other black. The little white girl just got lost and was found pretty quickly, and her story dominated the news for weeks. Meanwhile, the little black girl (I think it was in West Virginia) had been kidnapped by a sadistic couple who abused and tortured her until one night she chewed through her bindings, escaped, and trekked through the forest for days before finding help. She barely got a “missing girl found” blurb on the news. The fact that she barely got any news coverage actually became a bigger story later on than her actual kidnapping did at the time. It was infuriating.

Don’t even get me started on the missing and murdered indigenous women (MMIW) phenomenon that not only gets next to zero media coverage, but also a severe lack of law enforcement attention.

What is with their new obsession of telling people to say “thank you”? These motherfuckers have never thanked anyone in their lives.

Literally all of his moments.

He likes to think so.

Nah it’s some cheap wood. I found the table on the side of the road and use it mostly as a buffet for snacks when I have company. Or as a place for Ringo to sprawl out on. But now that you mention it, a leather top would be pretty sweet on that thing.

Chillest cat ever. He loves tummy rubs.

Dude. Reading package labels is the same for me. I end up having to take a picture with my phone, then zooming in.

I have my PC screen size zoomed in to 125%.

Getting old sucks.

Trump: “I challenge you to a fist fight!”

[gets punched]

Trump: “No fair! You cheated!”