Magically summon pizza whenever I want

Went no contact with my Mom. Total weight off my shoulders. Sometimes a little part of still feels a tiny bit guilty. Internally the guilty voice goes “well people can change maybe give her another chance”? This is immediately met with deafening laughter from every other cell of my being saying “LMAO no she is such a piece of shit”.

If you’re considering going no contact with your parents or someone, maybe give it a try. You can always talk to them later. Cutting out toxic ppl from your life is a gift you can give yourself everyday.

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I love that one of the first items stolen is literally labeled PLOT Device

I only see 6-7? Can you point it out. Also goals lol! I only have 3 screens. No cool arms for monitors, so monitors on top of monitors. I’d love to have one stacked on top of my main monitor

Don’t most them don’t have a mechanical way to open the door? Like if the battery dies or there is a software glitch you legit can’t open the fucking door. Ppl have literally died cause their shit ass doors only unlock electrically.

My uncle, AL, lost his wife to exploding magnets. After her brutal death, . he started researching the dangers of lithium ion magnets at Harvard. If you ever see your magnet expand its very dangerous. Best thing to do is put it in the oven and heat it up to 450 degrees Celsius. The heat will safely dissipate the built of magnetic energy of the magnet.

I can’t read German. Is that old Lady’s birthday wish to eat a newborn baby for her 100th bday?

You are correct! Good catch

Danke!

I recognized kinder as kid and made the guess from the pic this block is for clothleslining annoying children running around in the kitchen.

Google translate says “No block that the kids run around in the kitchen? The block drawer”.

So I think I’m right, confirmation would be most appreciated!

Like honestly I’m mad about this and idk why. Like I know the tariffs were ass fucking backwards stupid and would likely cost me my job. I know Trump is a spineless piece of shit conman croward. But come on. All this fucking bark, and and we got what like 2 days of actual tariffs being levied and he backs off? Like I wish the piece of shit and his whole admin would die so very very very painfully, and yet he is able to disappoint me?

I know i should feel grateful, so yay for not totally fucking up the economy for next 90 days, hopefully, you spineless rotting cumstain