A lovely little display for Russian state media to play out tonight. “Look at the west fighting themselves, soon the war will be over!”

Look at the part where he says it’s “disrespectful to THIS country”. I think he had to catch himself there to stop him saying it’s disrespectful to someone else. Like anyone involved in the mob, you invoke the name of your boss and let them know he’s unhappy when you are trying to intimidate someone.

Look right, you cant hold him accountable for things he said after he had taken his thinky-thinky pills.

You have to wait untill he’s had his wakey-wakey dust and then he says things he might remember.

Mood chart: which Picasso cat are you?

“Yeah, I play en passant all the time. It’s probably one of my strong points”

“Must be a hacker, they can’t move like that”

Are you mad?! We can’t possibly progress any further in resolving that issue untill those pictures of Hunter Biden’s dick are released to the public!

“yes, but what about the golf course they are gonna let me open hmmm? You even consider that Mike?”

Cooking. Took a tray out of the oven and put in on the top. Turned to grab a spatula and caught the edge of the tray with the loose end of the oven glove.

As it slid off the top my dumb ass quickly grabbed for it with my ungloved hand, missed, and just pressed the searing hot tray into my stomach and thighs.

Two pies on the floor, that while I was whimpering in the cold shower upstairs, the dog ate.

Or they owe her hush money

He’s a fucking nonce being protected by other rich nonces.

He needs to be flown over the north sea in a helicopter and thrown out.

Remember that part of Jesus’s story where he had to flee because a mad king was systematically murdering children because he was scared that the child was “the king of kings”.

What a wild parallel.

In other news, Donald trump has demanded that cats now bark.

Arms Manufacturers:

Rod of animal control: it only works on dogs and it only makes them follow you and perform basic actions like sit and give paw.

On closer inspection it’s just a chew treat

It will be eaten if the dog gets a hold of it

"But what if we try to stop destroying the planet and someone else keeps making more profits by continuing to do so?! How is that fair on our shareholders?

How are we supposed to keep increasing our revenue under those conditions? I don’t think you are thinking about what’s really important here"

We just keep having the largest most destructive storms and floods in years, and some people still claim this is totally normal and nothing we can do about it.

And those people are massive cunts

There is no paradox.

Tolerance is a social contract that both guides and protects your actions. If you breach that contract by being a cunt then you are no longer afforded it’s protections for the same.

Nazis demand you accept them while demonising others and will continue to take advantage of you being “tolerant” for as long as you allow it.

Why does he allow them to exist in the first place? He created them and their thoughts.

Satan’s influence you say? So Satan is more powerful than god?