I’m going to cunduct a deeper investigation, because I am not sure if that’s a G.I.Joe MCC missile.

EDIT: it’s a VAMP v2 missile.

People would do the weirdest things…

Exactly!

“So, as I was saying officer, as I am not a trained trolley operator I didn’t knew the lever was a mechanism for it to do thinks, so I watched in horror as it approached the… (tries hard to hide smile)”

Most people I know name it after some kind of microorganism 😆

You just can’t compare travelling across the world being chased by all super power evil guys to carry your best friend up a volcano with ASKING A FRE***ING GIRL.