

I assure you we’re open.
Just a guy standing in front of the internet asking it to please not
I assure you we’re open.
Is that a million antelopes, or a single 1 metre long, very strong amtelope?
Spend two weeks fretting that I keep forgetting to phone my mum. Eventually remember at the right time and call her up.
All is good.
Hang the phone up and realise that all I’ve done is reset the timer on how long it’s been since I remembered to call mum.
It’s almost certainly never the first two.
When HR calls and asks if you can pop into his office and you’re convinced you’re about to get sacked because they’ve finally caught up with your bullshit, but he just wants to ask if you can do something for him.
It’s posting this reply 👆🏼 because it sprang into your brane then hitting post and realising that it’s basically the same as the other reply that the comment got and feeling guilty for wasting everyone’s time.
It’s wanting to listen to music but installing Linux on an old computer instead because the thing you wanted to listen to is by a band who you saw live and they were great and you want to listen to a specific live version so you go to YouTube where your feed has an Action Retro video where he’s putting Linux on some shitty old hardware again and you’re like ‘that looks fun’ and you end up not listening to music and still managing to fuck up the installation.
The Hobbit is one well crafted movie. Two if you want to hang out the story a little.
The Hobbit is not three fucking movies.
JD walks down the corridor to Peter Gabriel singing The Book of Love while I’m weeping like a baby.
And that’s that. There was no more Scrubs.
As a kid I guess I did, because I was borderline libertarian and something of a prick. But these days I’m older and a little more aware of people who aren’t me, so these days I don’t think about it at all.
I would prefer if rich people paid more, but that has no real bearing on how much I pay.
My wife occasionally sends me TikTok videos she finds interesting. I don’t have the app installed because I can’t be trusted to not end up scrolling for hours, and TikTok’s website is pure dog shit. Because they want you using the app.
Anyway, turns out yt-dlp works perfectly with TikTok 👍🏽
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A nice beef gravy. Delicious.
Same goes for sexual abusers too.
Doesn’t matter how good that first Lostprophets album is, I just can’t listen to it knowing what Watkins got up to, so I’ll listen to music by people who didn’t fuck a literal baby.
I periodically delete my Metallica collection so I can re-download it for no other reason than fuck Lars.
Over on Twitter I was keen to chat to people with large follower bases in order to perhaps hook in to some of that. On Mastodon I generally have no idea how many followers people have because it really isn’t important to me any more.
If someone is interesting, and their engagement good, then I’m happy to be a follower.
I’ve found almost the exact opposite.
Engagement on Lemmy is mostly fine, but I chat with people all the time on Mastodon
I think the key is to meet people on their level, to find people who share your interests and sensibilities. Follow plenty of folks and chat to them and before long you’ll have a grand little community.
The front fell off.
I always undo my laces before taking off my trainers.
No matter how tired I am, I always take a few seconds to untie my laces, because if I don’t I’ll wear through the heels and then I’ll need new trainers.
I learned recently that yt-dlp works with the iPlayer, though it’s capped at 720p for some reason. However, get_iplayer can download 1080p as long as you add --tv-quality=fhd to the command.