Upvoted just for that

It has like 2 pixels of white on the u, I had to scroll back up to know what you were talking about.

I live in America and don’t need to pay anyone to do my taxes. It’s like broccoli

No, were on social media, which means anything you do that’s good for your mental health is neurotypical delusional malicious bullshit

Fuck did they make another Skywalker?

(Rule before the mods see)

The DMV wants you to donate an Oregon

Well that took me embarrassingly long.

Thanks, I stole them from the president

OK but I’m genuinely terrified by how common this is at my company, and its notably better at retention then the industry norm.

Screw Dead Internet Theory, this is my conspiracy: Crowdstrike style incidents are going to get more and more common as techdebt keeps growing.