You should write them a letter and tell them that

You want a purple rubber dildo

Just stop. There are no tricks.

Do or do not.

Learn the difference between what actual milk is and what soy “milk” is. They are not the same.

Use a wood peel and use corn flour. Some people will say to use semolina flour but I don’t like using semolina flour because even a little bit will burn leaving a bitter taste. Either way flour is important.

For wood peels give the pizza a quick shimmy. You’ll see the pizza detach from the peel and you’ll know it’s go time. If it doesn’t release then you know where to put some extra flour. You do this a second before launching so that you don’t give the dough a moment to settle and reattach.

For metal peels it’s best to make the pizza slightly larger than the peel. That way about half an inch of dough is hanging off the edge. When you launch the pizza you’ll first put the peel directly above the stone and then drop the peel down onto the stone with some speed. The dough hanging over the edge will grab onto the stone and now you can pull the peel out. You’re dropping the peel and pulling back in one motion. This basically pops the pizza off the peel.

Pizza failures will happen tho no matter how many times you do it. One out of a 100. It’s just how it goes. Don’t feel bad.

The more you do it the better and more consistent you’ll get. Stay away from silly stuff like using parchment paper. Learn to do things the right way from the get-go. Watch pizza pros. There every move comes with purpose and reason. Do what they do.

That is what I used to think too. Turns out the world loves losers. It was only hitler they didn’t like.

There was a time that I thought the world hated nazis. I realize now it was only hitler the world didn’t like. It turns out they actually love Nazis.

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LOL. Elon is self made? Where did he get that from?

Did he conveniently forget mommy and daddy are rich from their emerald mine?

Self made means you don’t come from wealth and don’t have a support system to make you even more rich.

Your brother is a moron.

I hate birthdays so I am OK with everyone forgetting

I’m pretty sure my house got flipped by some DIY morons

Fuck if I know. These people were idiots and did so many stupid things

Ya. Don’t you care at all about your health? Why wouldn’t you check?

Yes

Meanwhile cancer rates are sky rocketing and we don’t know why.

Perhaps leaning on the conservative side is smarter than going balls out on plastic because we are too ignorant to know the actual effects.

If we find that all the plastic pollution is what’s causing so much cancer then there’s nothing we can do about it because it’s already too late with how prevalent plastic pollution already is.

Pretty much every case of damage due to pollution is caused by ignorance and I don’t see this situation being any different.

Neither is the US

“May” which means they didn’t.

Good

I ate a steak

Get out of your bubble. There are 8 billion people on the planet. The combination of the people who care about the Royale family and the kardashians is a minority.