Oh so now we’re blaming the goats

Nuh uh, Dr.Strange said this is the only one where we win.

Do sailors get weekends off? If you’re out at sea everyone taking 2 days off would cause a ruckus.

Did the pilot go down with the plane?

This is good but OP’s image uses MsPaint so it feels more organic.

Zeus handed these clowns the perfect harbormaster.

Ronald Reagan

This is not for you.

It’s the horror equivalent of getting jump scared. Yeah it made me react but it didn’t earn it.

That could mean 41 people

DoorDashing coffee is insane

Just-in time

Yeah they snuck it in using a sticky note

They are police they don’t need to obey the laws of physics

Complicated answer: Two local police officers but one is traveling on a bus going 45 km/h while one is going 4 km/h but accelerating at a rate of 1 km/h.

Like war

What if the gravel he delivered was from an ancient Egyptian burial ground?

Screw it, we should give power to the pope again by giving Vatican City access to the UN space laser.

Did they dump the other 2 tons off the boat? If my boat full of drugs started to break down I’m not sure if I’d throw it overboard and anger the cartel or hold on to it and anger the cartel.

They could also survive for a very long time without food and water. Sailors would grab like 50 of them when visiting islands and snack on them like Doritos.