Inkpot Gods by The Amazing Devil (One of the vocalists is Joey Batey, who played Jaskier in the Witcher show and is IRL a really good musician)

Inkpot Gods

He’s cross with me because I fixed the lock on the door to the room he’s not allowed in but tries to go in all the time anyway (I’m so rude I know)

McDonald’s

Heartily agree, but maccies here only has Coke

“Behold my post, long sheep”

One does not simply hike to Mordor 🙄

Very specifically, the fresh green you see on a forest hillside from a long way away just as the leaves start appearing in spring

Have a look at VideoSubFinder, it does text recognition on video files and outputs clean images of the text - you can then use an optical character recognition program to convert those into text files

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