568A, and I’m ready to fight!

Nah, I think it’d go more like this:

• Get it in the elevator and see them all in there.
• Go to press the button for your floor (the top floor) and see that it’s already pressed.
• Have a pleasant trip up.
• Arrive at your floor and the doors open.
• All three politely allow you to exit first.
• Step out of the lift safely.
• Elevator malfunctions, plummets and crashes through the foundation.
• Walk off thinking how nice they all were.

Where’s the profit in empathy?

There is, but the profits aren’t as high as a slow apocalypse.

But his plate armour already has dents in it! Why can’t I get new armour! Everyone is going to make fun of me!

Probably the Book of Mormon original Broadway cast recording. But I’d have to cut out 1 song, that’d be difficult to choose which one.

When all you have is a hammer, everything is a nail.

Notre Dame didn’t want to pay for DLC.

He just knows the best defense is a good offense.

/s

Yeah, school.in the 90’s was so gay.

I think this is gay eraser

Good ol’ fascism! You can always count on fascism to to help people. Well, the right people. I mean, some of the right people, maybe a small subset of the right people.

They’re hogging the rest of the world.

Very nice!

Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache

I don’t like wearing pants much, usually only when it’s really cold or something formal. At my previous job I was the only person who wore shorts. Some people from the sales department were jealous because they weren’t allowed to wear them.

I had planned that if they tried to enforce it with us that I’d swap to kilts, and if that was a problem I’d have demanded that the ladies not wear skirts or dresses as that would be sexist.

I quit before it came to that, but a few more people started wearing shorts before I’d left, and that was enough.

The enemy is within.