He will use Taiwan as a bargaining chip

“I’ll allow it”

Do they run in and take over the space when they see you going in, or did you peek in to see what shenanigans they were up to in the bathroom?

Haha how do you feel that he could actually come across as even stupider than that

Hah, yes, I meant usually newspapers make him seem coherent in print. You’re right, I have read some transcripts that are just undecipherable.

I’ve read that deaf or non-English speakers don’t really get to understand just how stupid trump really is because it’s impossible to accurately translate his nonsense babbling.

I’m not sure what you’re trying to say

They’re still confused why women chose the bear.

“okay but women not wanting to date men is just overreacting” - a sentiment we see even here on fucking Lemmy.

Fifty different men. He also trained these men how to rape their wives.

Could this be the “are we the baddies?” moment?

Every teacher has their own list of “absolutely never” names for future offspring. The amount of overlap is surprising

Interesting picture they chose for her.

The world will be a sad place for a while

Mews from the front!

Thank you for your service

I’m thinking several people didn’t realize that he was talking about food

It was just a scratch

A scratch? You fell for several minutes

I’ve had worse

You lie

I wanna say there’s a model out there fitted with Buffalo Springfield - For What it’s Worth, too

My cousin’s friend’s wife got the vaccine, and a month later had an STD even though neither of them had an STD before. Now my cousin has the same STD too because the government is spreading the vaccine through the air now.

I love it. Order when you’re ready. Don’t have to wait until the waiter is done helping the other table. See additional “substitution” options listed that you wouldn’t have thought of trying. Pay and leave when you’re ready to go

I’m pretty good at excuses to extend deadlines. Also great at excuses why it just shouldn’t get done at all, and I never wanted it to get done anyway