This is kind of the plot of the Shadow of War game, but that’s just a non-cannon (I hope) video game, so it was fun

That was my first thought, but then I remembered the tiny campgrounds I’ve stayed at. Now I’m imagining this guy only like 7-8 feet away from the family

I would hate to have to paint a cat. I can’t even get them to sit still

That’s very true

Just trying to make myself feel better: those cops from other countries don’t have any kind of legal jurisdiction over you, so you can kick their ass

That being said, it’s not the average American with an Italian ancestry that’s having the CCP knock at their door. It’s people with family in China who they can threaten

…no. They said “gay woman”. Not “straight woman”

I feel like tv and movies do more than we think for giving a base-layer of military training. I’m not saying it’s LIKE military training, but people have at least seen what they’re going to do before training

Unfortunately, I’m willing to bet that it’s not “you can’t put a jacket on wildlife” as much as it is something generic like “you can’t handle or touch non-domestic animals”

Now instead of Gimli breaking his axe on it, the kid shoots it, it ricochets, and then shoots his eye out

They dug too deep (into the candy bowl)

That’s perfect. I’m voting for you for king of the world

But then the house will be lonely :(

My team does this for the first ~15 minutes and then we move to “group think” for any tough problems or “water cooler chat” for the remaining 15. You’re allowed to leave if it’s just water cooler chat, so I really like it

It looks like a muzzle. I know a few folks who need this (gamer or not)

Strictly-typed languages are the BEST for learning programming. I also like Java for it because there’s a difference between int and Integer (forcing you to learn about objects)

Yes and no. There are plenty of people raised by same sex adoptive parents

You are correct! I’m very sorry!

I completely read your comment wrong! I’m sorry!

For posterity, here’s what I wrote previously ----‐----- What the hell is wrong with you?

A lot of horrible people don’t care when immigrants die, but nobody is proud enough to say it with their whole chest

Fuck you

I want her to fix me

Mechanics are still trying to figure that out with the “master cylinder” and “slave cylinder”

Is there a TL;DR if I don’t know who this is?