Just like everybody else, I was looking for a cake joke but you nailed it.

Americans probably want in trucks per square football field. Anything but metric.

Mental illness is a bitch. Huge amounts of codeine were available over the counter back then and in sure that helped.

Yeah. 40 years later I can still see it. And weirdly enough, smell it.

She did other similar things before finishing herself off years later.

Not on internet but real life. My mother took a pair of scissors, cut from her vagina to her navel then started going sideways releasing bowel in the process.