“I heard it from Putin.”

That’s really what was going on there.

That makes sense I guess.

Only if you got the moonroof.

There are worse ways to go.

Lol, you’re glad about it?

That guy looks rougher every time I see him.

🇨🇦👍

Insurance companies have us so backwards we’re resorting to the old ways.

Modern medicine has simply become too expensive, embrace humorous medicine reject miasmas.

How do I invest in witchcraft?

That second one makes me feel very uncomfortable.

My hankys.

If it’s yellow you got some sinusitis, probably need some Sudafed (behind the counter kind) and some neti pot. If it’s green, you may have to go to the Dr to get some antibiotics. If it’s red, you probably need a humidifier and/or some saline mist.

J P Morgan was sort of one of the worst humans in recent history.

It’s so clear now.

10/10

It’ll hold. Send it.

FDR was aight, but for modern presidents I think Jimmy the real deal.

Just say shithole.

I tried it a couple of times and I’ve got to say: mediocre burgers. I don’t really get the appeal.

Did Steven Crowder put on a dress? I feel old.

I’m so bad with faces. I was relieved for the little cartoon.