Possibly autoerotic asphyxiation.

“Erotic asphyxiation is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain for the purposes of sexual arousal.”

Less bloody than the alternative.

Dip the toothbrush in tuna juice.

*Edit: typo

Catnip flavored toothpaste I’d assume.

I remember when trump supporters wore shirts that said they’d “Rather be Russian than a Democrat.”