Spain, Ireland, Slovenia and the Netherlands (so far) to hold the all new “euramazing competition”

Showcasing undiscovered talent and theatrics from European countries, without exception to prevent any bullshit further down the line.

Not European? Fuck off.

“Making crime illegal would be detrimental for hospitals, electronics stores and insurance companies among others” says Europe’s biggest criminal.

Probably best for all of us if nobody can ever have nuclear weapons, but what do i know…