Anna

More like 2 days

Same.

They hurt her feelings. But truth is she just used shit soap pods instead of good quality powder.

Recently I moved to a different team and I’m not kidding 1single file has 1600+ lines of code and not a single comment. And docs for entire code base is less than 100 lines. Help me…

English is my 4th language. I mostly use it online and in professional settings.

If I see a mushroom cloud I’m running towards it. No need to go to work, no need to pay back mortgage.

I didn’t get the invite from illuminati :(

Those are for communicating with aliens \s

Me at 3 AM scrolling Lemmy.

Too dumb to invent anything new but I try to understand how things work.

OK last one’s a feature not a bug.

Only Corn

Gentoo

If you think C is perfect then I think your mother dropped you one too many.

I work at a big-ish bank and all of this other than button is true

Yeah finish off human race before it begins

Hey this might help us out. If Neanderthals learn how to sit for hrs a day we would get that evolutionary advantage.

The OG Phrack

How do you know?

I don’t use it for writing code because that’s what I love but I use it for documentation and other stuff I hate…😂