North Jersey Gutter Mouth

Same, I’d honestly just skip my birthday if that was an option

I eventually switched over to sparkling water and now I find normal soda nearly undrinkable. There’s lots of different brands with all types of flavors. It’s worth exploring.

Don’t give up, I believe in you

Not that big of a loss honestly

Soak it in wine and boof it

Broke my wrist by blocking a gigantic remote control car flying directly at me at 50 MPH and I was the person controlling it.

Fuck The World by ICP, specifically the Richard Cheese cover - Fuck The World

What About Bob? is a great movie BTW.

“I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.” - Bill Hicks

Something like that

My new angel, a 2 year old female 6 pound spayed chihuahua, humps her toys like she owes them money. I guess I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio. Still awkward AF when we lock eyes.

Bill Hick’s Rant in E Minor George Carlin Mitch Hedberg Bill Burr Wanda Sykes

The new Indiana Jones is great

Meekrob

Those sound like poor people problems

You have to take it out though

Lying in bed, debating if you have to pee bad enough to get up

You know that thing, when you’re walking through an isle in a store and each person tries to step aside and so ensues some of the most awkward moments? That.

Torturer