Amphobet

Hi. Did you read the article, by any chance?

Let’s go Pop!_OS! We’re #2! We’re #2!

Source?

That’s Norbert Albert Yankovic, more commonly known as “Norm Al” Yankovic.

Went looking for some quotes and

"Look. This has been… fun.” Lie. This had been nerve-racking and I needed to go masturbate. “But I have to go. I’ve got stuff to do before I head out again.” Masturbate. “Wizard stuff. Like… secret wizard stuff.” Masturbate.

If you’re on tumblr I recommend following this person for a lot more posts like this.