But the dog’s name was Indiana!

I too have never heard of Oregon City. I can only assume it’s in Oregon. The only thing I remember about the Oregon Trail is that I died from dysentery every time I followed the trail.

Here’s a good place to start:

gpg --gen-key

Then follow the prompts.

This is patently false. Secure boot and hibernation are not mutually exclusive.

True story:

alias ipa='ip a'

Zee shell ist die beste.

I think you’re conflating shells and terminals.

Is this a Demolition Man joke?

xz --version

So much whoooosh

Absolutely.