She is abusive and racist and narcissistic and she told me I fed her too much (twice a day). She is black hole of a human being who yells at her for coughing up hairballs when every cat does it. If I dont get her back I swear to Christ I will invent and build a Death Star and blow up this entire planet.


Small claims court is perfect for this. No lawyers needed or allowed in most jurisdictions. Just visit your county courthouse website to find out how to file the complaint.
Judge Judy!