She is abusive and racist and narcissistic and she told me I fed her too much (twice a day). She is black hole of a human being who yells at her for coughing up hairballs when every cat does it. If I dont get her back I swear to Christ I will invent and build a Death Star and blow up this entire planet.
Thats fucked up :( sorry you and your cat are going through that.
This is ultimately theft, the police should be able to help. (Yes I know we would prefer to not involve law enforvement, but this is literally perfectly in their wheelhouse and the most legit way to go).