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A screenshot of a social media post by user bugmuscle (@bugmuscle). The profile picture features the character Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc., but edited to have two eyes instead of one. The text of the post reads: “beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me”. The phrase “SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING” is written in all caps and highlighted in a bright red font, mimicking the style of an emergency weather alert notification.
Oh I know Severeh, and her pretentious double surname. She’s the black sheep of the Wahr-Ning family, who went into pro-wrestling and earned that stupid “thunderstorm” nickname.
Still, 10/10 would bang again