Me: this is my most beloved and prized bath towel. I will now roll it up in the shape of a cat bed.
Cat: this is my new bed
Me: FOOL! Now that you have claimed this as your new cat bed, I finally have permission from MYSELF to order a new, much more luxurious and plush bath towel!
MWA ha ha ha!
Cat: I do not speak your silly human language. Do whatever you want. I certainly do.
Me: this is my most beloved and prized bath towel. I will now roll it up in the shape of a cat bed.
Cat: this is my new bed
Me: FOOL! Now that you have claimed this as your new cat bed, I finally have permission from MYSELF to order a new, much more luxurious and plush bath towel! MWA ha ha ha!
Cat: I do not speak your silly human language. Do whatever you want. I certainly do.
Me (on Amazon): MWA hahaha!