Valuy@lemmy.zip to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours agoCrisis looms for Pope Leo as splinter sect seeks to ordain traditionalist bishopswww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down11
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minus-squareBougieBirdie@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·7 hours agoThis isn’t that hard of a crisis, just excommunicate the nazis. Boom, problem solved. Being the pope is easy, next try selling some of your gold and jewels to feed the hungry.
minus-squaredeadcream@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 hours agoThe gold and jewels are totally necessary in order to instill the feelings of awe and reverence to god.
minus-squarejustaman123@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 hours agoGod all powerful creator of the universe, omni benevolent knows every hair on your head and oh man is he bad with money because he always needs your money
This isn’t that hard of a crisis, just excommunicate the nazis.
Boom, problem solved. Being the pope is easy, next try selling some of your gold and jewels to feed the hungry.
The gold and jewels are totally necessary in order to instill the feelings of awe and reverence to god.
God all powerful creator of the universe, omni benevolent knows every hair on your head and oh man is he bad with money because he always needs your money