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I work with an older lady who hits people with “you’re so pretty” when they do or ask something stupid and I love it.
I saw one here the other day calling someone a soup fork. I’ve been using that for people who are completely useless.
I’ve also heard “wind sandwich.”
Soup sandwich is another
“If she was a spice, she would be flour” - Louise Belcher
I have neither the crayons nor the inclination to explain it to you.
I can explain it to you, but I cannot understand it for you.
You’re about as smart as a bag of hammers.
As sharp as a bowling ball.
Or like Foghorn Leghorn said, “nice kid, but about as sharp as a sackful of wet mice!”
You are the proud owner of not a single redeeming quality.
Just respond to everything they say with “sorry, I’m not into Pokemon.”
I love how you don’t let facts influence your opinion.
It’s really hard to underestimate you.
I can read it to you all day but unfortunately I cannot understand it for you.
From my friend - You’re the load your mom should have swallowed.
They’re a south-pointing compass (if they assert something, you know it’s wrong)
I bet you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.
