NullPointerException@lemmy.ca to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoChuck Norris, action hero and ‘Walker, Texas Ranger’ star, has died | CNNwww.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1124arrow-down119
arrow-up1105arrow-down1external-linkChuck Norris, action hero and ‘Walker, Texas Ranger’ star, has died | CNNwww.cnn.comNullPointerException@lemmy.ca to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down7·2 months agoInsert Chuck Norris joke about being immortal here.
minus-squareGsus4@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down5·edit-22 months agoChuck Norris only dies so he can double kick the ass of bad guys on the other side too! PS: oh, oh, I got another one: Chuck norris died to go meet his look-alike :D
minus-squareWanderingThoughts@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·2 months agoThe world is being overrun by demons right now because Chuck Norris just arrived in hell. It explains the current state of the world.
Insert Chuck Norris joke about being immortal here.
Chuck Norris only dies so he can double kick the ass of bad guys on the other side too!
PS: oh, oh, I got another one: Chuck norris died to go meet his look-alike :D
The world is being overrun by demons right now because Chuck Norris just arrived in hell. It explains the current state of the world.