One of my greatest shames was making a full english breakfast pizza. I was being sent to Basildon for a whole week, week after week for and endless project I was doing and I think the project and the boredom of that Holiday Inn was making me insane. The hotel had one of those machines that make you a pancake. I ended up getting a few of those and assembling them into a pizza base, adding some tomatoes, bacon, sausage, scrambled egg, hash browns, mushrooms and black pudding to make it look like a pizza and then tucked in.

Honestly, it was fantastic, my colleagues never looked at me the same way again though.