I tried to call into the majority report two days ago, and I just get some serious stage fright, didn’t help that a national news story broke. I was stressing waiting for que to call in, calling in and getting voicemail, then getting put on hold. Like it was weird that I was high strung to the point where it was hard to form words.
I might try again after things calm down I’m America


Oh neat; you work in stage production? I bet you have some stories…
Or if you’re familiar with Star Trek, pool and the art of judo:
“Q picked up his cue while waiting in the queue for his kyu promotion test.”