That second story is NOT real
The second story is real. The mere act of sharing a story makes the story real because it now exists. If you think about it, one could argue that stories are self-actualizing because just thinking of a story makes the story real. The story is real. The story is NOT factual. The edible kicked in.
eh, it’s still funny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
also it seems like it’s not entirely implausible
No it has to be real or it’s not funny because we’re all crippled by scepticism now
Agreed, Todd would’ve crushed that nerd’s head like a grape.
Oh hey, you’re finally awake.
and then the bag clapped
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imagine this being how you learn that you became a meme, i would die on the spot
Now we need the “Thanks Obama” version of this where Todd Howard blames something stupid on himself
Things that never happened
Meh, this story needs to be either 1) funnier or 2) more plausible.