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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Added Bugs to Keep my job

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Added Bugs to Keep my job

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  • justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 years ago

    Fix tpyo

  • Mon732@lemmy.world
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    “Forgot to commit changes lol”

    I also apparently forgot append was a thing

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    “various changes”

    • MsFlammkuchen@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Initial commit

  • Presi300@lemmy.world
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    “Did stuff”

  • bazzett@lemmy.world
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    “Updated README”

  • nexussapphire@lemm.ee
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    “TLDR…”

    I’m kidding, my applications are so simple version control would be synonymous with entire rewrites as I lean new things.

  • LeLachs@lemmy.ml
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    (translated from German) I can’t write

  • MashedTech@lemmy.world
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    chore: update image tag

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    “fixed”

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    I’m ashamed… It’s simply “bump deps”

    Did I also touch some code and tests connected to dependency updates. Yes.

    Did I document any of that? No.

    Did I spend more time writing this comment the thinking about the commit. Most definitely.

    Will I be bisecting to this commit after our next deploy and cursing at myself? Probably.

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    “Move from GitHub to Forgejo”

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    “Default rating”

  • zsh@lemm.ee
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    “i cant believe this works i think”

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    “If you are reading this, you are in the wrong branch.”

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    “idk what happened but it works fine now”

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