A senior State Department official said Tuesday that Flávio Bolsonaro and his family will be granted U.S. visas after his weekend loss to incumbent Brazilian President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva in a hotly contested race that bucked a trend of conservative electoral results in Latin America.
The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity due to visa privacy laws, said “the State Department will issue visas to Flávio Bolsonaro and his family and allow them entry into the United States.”
Bolsonaro, who had Donald Trump’s tacit support, had been under investigation for corruption, money laundering and tax evasion in Brazil and had been ordered to surrender his passport.
He’ll get his own Fox show. They’ll still be racistly-anti-everyone-south-of-Texas, but he’ll be their “We have South American friends.” They’ll give him a pass because he’s a villain like them.
He’ll spend 30 minutes a day screeching about Democrats and invading Mexico or something.
He will be appointed governor of some southwestern state after martial law