I’ll have to remember that one for when I accidentally shoot a passenger airline.

You sunk my battleship.

Prince Andrew? No sweat!

Inspiration for all of us.

You wouldn’t download a car.

I fell in love with Clara, so I would do anything for her.

How long before I can sell my organ futures?

At least it provides some form of entertainment for all the exercise-bike-riding Sisyphians behind?

I’m sorry but bitty just makes me think of the gag from Little Britain https://youtu.be/3XC5tjU3oos#t=21

I sincerely hope no man makes the mistake of going near you.

There something quite ableist about all of this.

As if everyone can pull themselves up by their bootstraps without the support of a community around them.

So I shouldn’t try not to be be ugly and unpleasant?

I feel like this belongs here…

Yeah, defund Donald Trump.

This is like having the President of a sports association or any other community tbh.

Zaaaap https://youtu.be/T1b6ko1I00A

It’s possible that other people survived the initial crash, but it was the ability of this guy to quickly regain consciousness and walk away that meant that he managed to avoid post-crash fires (which others may not have been able to escape). So it might make sense that he only survived because he was able to walk away quickly after the crash.

It can still be ironic.

The irony of using capitalism’s disposable labour against itself.

What about trickling down to Putin?