Fun fact: in Fists of Fury, Bruce Lee voices Petrov, the Russian heavy

Is that where Sai played the Meijin

Imagine how bad things would be if those other guys got elected.

I mean, aren’t we seeing exactly how that plays out in the US? We have masked armed thugs breaking into people’s homes and disappearing them, while the new “Department of War” launches missiles at random fishing boats.

MegaMan X soundtrack

I had Flash 5

Walk into class

Pull laptop out of bag, put it on the desk

Whip out mechanical keyboard

Mouse, small set of stereo speakers

Pull out a large object wrapped in a blanket

Everyone else watches confusedly

Take off blanket, unveiling a 28in monitor

Whip out power strip

Put power strip on the adjacent desk, no one is sitting there anyway

20ft extension cord

The outlet is on the far wall, run the extension cord between the desks

Apologize to everyone bumped into a long the way

Play World of Warcraft the entire time