go back the chain of comments and find it

1. farts aren’t harmful. why do smokers have the dumbest comparisons, does it start killing you from the brain? try harder.
2. people usually are embarrassed to fart and try to hold it to fart away from others as much as possible, despite the fact that it is natural and smoking isn’t.
3. at least when people fart the smell doesn’t seep into their clothes and hair for a fucking eternity. you think you only stink when you smoke? I get nauseous when a smoker enters a bus from the other end of it. wretched fucks.
4. people don’t get addicted to farting and try to fart every fucking second of every day all the time and start shaking for a fart if they haven’t farted for 3 minutes. along with #3, this makes it much less likely to smell someone’s fart than their smoke.

sure. you’re lying.

you only think that because it’s you who stinks and you don’t realize how fucking disgusting you are

yeah because smoke famously stays in place

seeing a face and being poisoned aren’t comparable, try harder.

no other drugs are “free” to force on others.

also smokers are the last people who should say anything about people stinking.

if removing individual freedom is never good, then you shouldn’t be able to smoke, because people should have the individual freedom to not breathe your fucking tar smoke.

like, fuck people who watch these absolute shitheads, but I don’t really buy that. people look at car crashes. i don’t think reckless drivers are “enabled”.

once during a payment i was preoccupied talking to my friends and i handed my public transit pass to the cashier instead of my credit card. took me a second to turn back to her, and she just said jokingly “this doesn’t work here”. i apologized but i had a laugh.

subtitles are needed more and more because dialog mix is usually kept low to have more dynamic range.

that’s called a functioning brain though. if you’re alone and nothing goes through your mind, that’s fucking weird.

they regularly bathe their cat

some places of the world that’s what they do

they’re from one of those places

they’ve done this before but haven’t realized how much the cat hates it

they’ve done this before but this time the cat hated it more

they’ve not only done this before but also have thought about taking a picture next time

they’ve forgotten to do it last time

this time they remembered because they, as we all know by now, have thought about it before

it’s actually funny just how many assumptions were just embedded into that “Occam’s razor”

Judo is japanese

obvious plant still does this kind of thing, almost exclusively

there was like a funny one for every 4200 terrible ones.

things that don’t require effort:

• …
• …
• effort

just flat out lie out of nowhere lol. lay off the podcasts for a while

and how do you know no one did? it’s not like they can report after they die. they can’t even downvote you for killing them. it’s the perfect crime.