he/him
Tell him I love him.
I’m confused by this curtain setup… do they have two layers of curtains?
Cat owners, please do not decapitate your cat, it is a very painful procedure and can cause difficulties throughout their life in addition to removing their main form of self defense.


When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.


I like that the local language (Malayalam) is a palindrome.


Is this not at all stochastic, or do I just not know what stochastic means?


Cat owners: I’d better not make the smallest noise in case my cat wakes up.
Cats: I want something, time to lay on my owner’s face and suffocate them until they wake up.
Or Grob the pawn on g2.
In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces. -Zapp Brannigan
I didn’t see Bel-Air until I was already a man.
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
There are two wolves hobbits hobbitses inside you


It seems to be a bot - brand new account that made 80 long replies to a bunch of unrelated posts within an hour or so.
I made a joke in discord and got some react emojis.
edit: I lied. I didn’t get any emojis.
Watch as they both ignore you.
Oh, I guess that image was actually a Margay - it appears on that page now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margay