Aphantasia doesn’t help me either, since I can’t picture their face later.

Maybe you found your brother on Lemmy?

I’m not your spuddy, pal.

(your’s was better)

I wonder if pangolin are native to the Congo area.

I’m not even mad at that, it’s pretty good.

Short for outfit check. e.g. What do you think of my outfit?

I heard the same joke, but replace black bean with garbanzo bean (which is another name for a chickpea). Love that joke.

Sure, it’ll save a few lives, but millions will be late!

If their boss was being a problem, make sure you don’t tell them specific details about how the employee helped. Especially if the employee bent some rules or otherwise went above what they should have. It might get the employee in trouble.