Write that down write that down!

I cannot stand piracy, but my computer recently escaped its containment and started downloading all these movies and TV shows that I like to watch. Does anyone know how to stop this behavior? So far I’ve tried nothing

~$2k back in college (dorms are stupid pricey and I didn’t know any better). ~$2k on mortgage now so it’s less of a waste

We shall show them our ways of peace by force

Oh damn, I knew I shouldn’t have prepaid

Probably similar to the US with Iran. Sadly will probably work just as well

There was a project X themed party a while back near me where over 10,000 people showed up drinking on the beach at night. The news reported one person got stabbed, which I felt was a miracle given the number of people and circumstances

Which one of you told the aliens about our oil and gas reserves?

Never forget

All i can tell you is don’t buy one used

Man these cars just aren’t built like they used to be. Just blowing up on their own now!

Surely he wouldnt do that more than twice a month. He has morals after all

Don’t worry! In two weeks, Iran will comply with all their demands. And by comply, I of course mean that US will pay out and get a shittier version of the original deal.

Just under 200k when the engine block failed. Would have cost more to fix than it was worth sadly

Seeding is the leading cause of the hentaivirus

Wow, lasted exactly as long as he said! \s

I make small fortunes. Its really quite easy. You see, I start with a large fortune…

Promise?

Welcome to costco, I love you

Looks around, what are we? some kind of seven samurai?