https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wech_Baghtu_wedding_party_airstrike

That’s why you need the sharpest knives to cut along the dividers, preventing spills.

Even the Russian losses alone are sad as hell. A million and a half casualties for nothing but an old man’s ego.

That’s like thanking your horse or your dog. I mean yeah you should, but it’s unusual.

Fortunately they’re very cover-up-able.

We’d better not give them a reason, or they might start doing fascist things.

That’s basically what OpenAI is trying to convince investors.

It’s an excuse for programming their robot to attack a competitor.

That’s a bit excessive, don’t you think? Theft deserves a prison sentence, not death. Their assets (after fines & restitution) should simply be frozen for a few years.

It is wild that in the year 2026, F-16s are still fighting Migs.

Simply put on these uncomfortable green contact lenses every day. Problem solved, just endure the increasing ocular irritation.

But now he’s got even more of both!

If it helps, I can tell you stuff about Chuck Norris that’ll make you not like him anymore.

There’s no type of infinite existence that wouldn’t become hell.

You can’t vote your way out of fascism.

I swear, I thought they were talking about internal combustion engines until the last line.

Attention Surplus Hypoactivity Stasis

That would make an awesome campaign promise.

“There are some things that simply shouldn’t be bought on credit, whether it’s a 106 baht (S$4) bubble tea or a 50 baht plate of chicken rice,” Vitai told reporters at a recent press event in Bangkok. “We may have gone too far – when people start financing small purchases, it creates a habit of spending money they don’t have.”

— Governor Vitai Ratanakorn

Which “we” has gone too far? It sounds like he’s blaming the public for how they respond to monetary policy.

The first rule of traditional personal finance is to keep a cash reserve. But “we” regressively punish that cash reserve, and justify it because we’ve deluded ourselves into thinking more GDP is good for the working class.

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee - I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me - you can’t get fooled again.”

— George W. Bush

When you vote for somebody who lied to you their first term, you’re voting for whatever they want their second term.