Maxflix

Comcast (xfinity)

We all long for the day you go out of business Comcast…

You dont have to do anything you dont wanna do.

Give yourself time to try again. Think about how long you smoked and drank before you quit the first time. I know you want to sprint to the finish line but you gotta stretch first.

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now. Besides, being hard on you is everyone else’s job. They dont need the help.

I’m a snack as well

going off caffeine

No

is fucking me up

If youre not hurting other people I think youre doing a great job.

Housing. This addiction is crippling me. I’m spending thousands on it every month.

Maybe baby

Took me a while to figure out what you were referencing. Time for more coffee before its to late

Maybe she lost her taste buds during covid

If only landlords were required to protect their claims themselves.

Far out man

I thought it was 3 times. Isnt that a conspiracy MAGA believed? That trump was in charge when Biden was president?

Being forced to vote for someone that doesn’t represent you is democracy.

Im not sure why the blue conservatives are so worried about a one party government. Just work within the republican primary system and earn your incremental change!

What’s wrong, you dont trust how republicans run their primaries?

You forgot the pickle, this means war!

I got tree fiddy to donate

Speak softly and carry a big stick. Unfortunately we’ve in the real world, and in the real world the only people who matter are those with nukes. See ukraine for just one example.

Divided and conquered

Put it in rap lyrics

I refuse to believe they need “The Event” to happen to accomplish their goals. If ot doesn’t organicallyhappen, one will be simply manufactured as we have in the past.