You can’t even spell the name of the place right maybe sit this one out.

Wait, this is bait, isn’t it?

Yeah that’s hearsay, and the Iranian government hasn’t been toppled.

Mohammed Pahlavi was Shah, not President, and he was a tyrannical autocrat himself. One of the royal titles for the Shah is literally “Center of the Universe” lmao

15 is the new 18

-DJT, probably

Reality is just a sad string of poorly done mad-libs now.

It has been revealed that the Japanese government repeatedly expressed concerns to the US government through official diplomatic channels regarding US President Donald Trump posting videos on social media that unauthorizedly use Japanese anime characters.

Every day presents a new shark jumping moment.

Praying this stunt is what gets this fuck out of soccer for good

Booo, get some new material you hack

They have been having widespread fuel shortages but yeah, they can keep limping along until they cannot I guess.

People were hoping he’d call a spade a spade I guess

That’s essentially what they’re doing, but with a surcharge rather than just raising their menu because we love adding on tax and fees here in the US

The best one from the pimp’s perspective, yes. They frequently help the pimp keep the other girls in line too though

There’s even a term for those kind of women already, the bottom bitch

We rediscover this every time, we are an easily distracted people

Ugh, now I gotta go watch commando for the millionth time.

Hey Sully, remember when I told you I was gonna kill you last? I lied.

Idc if there’s no munition in there, I’m not risking having a backblast rip off my nutsack

Well that’s just a forgone conclusion as it’s a day that ends in Y

May their socks stay wet for an entire year.

A punishment I’d only wish on Nazis

Ah I have wondered what the root of the nickname was, just not enough to look it up. I mostly figured it was a bastardization of Gunner

FIFA, in their infinite wisdom, made the decision to have all the parking around MetLife Stadium used for (paid) fan and merch space. MetLife is primarily built for car traffic, so this is a disaster waiting to happen. Yet another example of their greed and hubris. This was so poorly thought out.