MeatPilot

Ah yes, three fine specimens of Aryan perfection. What a group of fucking gooners.

One theory could be that Fascists who idolize Hitler and the authoritarians take over when time travel is invented, so they don’t want to kill Hitler and that’s why he lived during our timeline.

Dun dun duuuun.

Somethings are awkward alone.

This is fresh in my mind because I just took my kids to a game store to buy a gift for someone who wanted Pokemon cards. Big mistake.

Unfortunately I picked the day they had a MTG tournament. We barely got inside when the wall of stench hit us. One of them noticed a guys hairy ass crack hanging out as well. They were very verbal about both and I don’t blame them.

Decided to just go somewhere else because it was unbearable. The whole ride they couldn’t stop talking about how it smelled like unwashed ass, BO, and sour milk.

Then Samwise had a short solo career.

This is poetry

Can you tell me a bit more about the history of your bayonet?

With pupils that size. This looks like it’s going to escalate into blood.

Arguably the best video made by Shmorky for Something Awful before going bat shit insane.

#4 if true it should be called cuta?

Was redoing the floors in one my rooms, I had all the air vent covers off. Guess where the cat decided to go?

Was like the god damn scene from poltergeist where you could hear it all over the house but didn’t know where exactly the meows orginated from echoing through the ductwork.

I forgot how I coaxed it to an exit, but I do recall grabbing it by the scruff and yanking it out as the cat tried to scamper back in. Went to go clean-up my scratches and the damn thing knocked over what I blocked the vent with and squeezed back in.

At that point I was tempted to just turn on the furnace heat and call it a day. But didn’t want to deal with the stink.

Richard Scarry when shit gets hairy.

I’ll make that pussy bop

Good point 👉

John Fetterman

Personally I come from a long line of hairy fuckers. Clean shaven is not an option because it literally grows back in less than a day. Plus I like the beard had it for decades.

As hairy as my face is, I’m thankful I didn’t get the hairy back gene. My legs, chest and ass though, I’m kind of like a satyr without hooves.