

Then why are you worried about hair loss?


Then why are you worried about hair loss?


Could buy a two-bedroom house here in California for a few million.


It’s bots all the way down.
I’m still curious WTF kind of pizza Jennifer Aniston is making that drives all her fellow celebrities wild.


Is this the club that George Carlin was telling us about?


Aagh you almost made my brain forget how to spell “niche.” Please don’t do that to my brain.


Rainbows after rainstorms make me feel like the world is gonna be ok although humans keep trying to destroy everything.


Because Greenland repeatedly tells him they’re not for sale. And they mean it. They’re not budging.
Or Trump got quiet because surprise ambushes are best executed without notice.


Politicians: their cushy salaries keep them oblivious & indifferent to anyone’s negative opinions.
I always try to keep my privacy settings to “full paranoia” too. And livid that with each mandatory software update, Big Brother removes all my privacy settings 😠


Trump is unacceptable. Someone please put the kibbosh on everything about him.
Everybody check your carbon dioxide alarms 😂, they’d be beeping 24/7 in ideal circumstances. How annoying that would be.
May the fork be with him.
I agree, my opinion is ghosts too.
Please tell us you leave cakes and tacos as your calling cards too.
Oh how funny, I was just talking out loud to myself yesterday about dowsing even though I’ve never dowsed before, just learned about it by staring at screens.


In and of itself was a good safe excellent school & peers & teachers but hormonally I had a couple crying episodes right in the middle of classroom those years.
“without working??” Wait you lost me. How the hell is someone supposed to live in a $5 million house if they’re not working to earn the $5 million to pay for the house?