Meow!

If only.

For some reason the first pic is shown last for me (using alexandrite), so I started reading at “He stepped out for a minute, asked if I needed anything” and it took me a loooooong time to piece together what was happening. For a while I thought it was about a very shitty date or something.

Isn’t that gud gitting?

It’s called git gudding now.

I need to re-read this when I wake up tomorrow, after coffee.

Right now my brain just shut off in the middle of the quote.

Ok, now you’re just writing random strings of letters…

Lice <- Louse
Tice <- Touse
Pice <- Pouse
Dice <- Douse

Both. Both is good.

Because they’re ALL cute.

The name didn’t ring a bell, so I googled it and…

Abraham Zapruder was a Ukrainian-born American clothing manufacturer who filmed the assassination of President Kennedy in 1963.

Ooooh, that fits extremely well. Nice!

Yes.

Damn pansexuals.

Read between the lines. He actually lost faith that sucking up to Trump will do anything at all.

I’m sure there’s plenty of people who hate being lazy, especially (speaking from experience) if it’s linked to depression.

Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.

OK, it works in this example, but…

Wait, shit.

Everything by Carpenter, really.

If it’s true this was 34% of Russian bombers, they could hopefully do two more.