I knew what it said in full, after only the second word. Well played, and fuck you. 👏👏👏🖕

Holy fucking hell. I’ve never seen a more deranged list of objective falsehoods. How many different drugs are these people on?

He looks like a very regal gentleman. I see violence in those eyes though!

Shit-rakes is about to become a part of my everyday vocabulary.

He loves you. Don’t take that for granted. Treasure him forever. He is your new God.

Awww, you gave it a full fur coat and Dobby still wants to be your elf!

Therapy.

Because it is.

One of mine loves to dig into (nuzzling and nibbling) my armpits, especially when I roll my sleeves up. I assume it’s a scent thing but you’re not alone in living with weirdos.