Jellyfin and Radarr really do be like that.

The very least paid services could do is support unified apps that let us show and search what we’re have access to from the TV, rather than having to do it from justwatch.com or something, but no, they all want to be the centre of the universe, while having the bare minimum of content at the maximum price the market can bear.

My niece has been diagnosed with autism and ADHD. My brother in law doesn’t really get it because all the things she does are perfectly normal things he does…

Given that Epstein was operating an apparently well known paedo ring in broad daylight, unencrypted, on several popular email providers, I’m not sure a lot of forensics was needed.

It was probably saved right there on his phone along with pictures of his dog.

Well it can get stuffed.

Tabby cats are so ridiculously photogenic.

Time for the four stage strategy:

Stage 1: Nothing’s going to happen.

Stage 2: Something may be going to happen but we should do nothing about it.

Stage 3: Maybe we should do something about it, but there’s nothing we can do.

Stage 4: Maybe there was something we could’ve done, but it’s too late now.

I reckon we’re about at stage 3 on this one. Still, at least us Europeans won’t have to put up with any more heatwaves.

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Maybe we already have, and we’re the AI agents designed to fool them into thinking they’re still in the real world.

Hope the real us are doing well somewhere.

No, it’s the joke they wish they’d thought of for the show.

It was originally written as Pepe Silva, but Charlie Day kept saying it wrong.

Don’t let your dreams be dreams.

Do people even bother pirating this shit? Surely they just use one of the many free alternatives that do exactly the same job?

So now they know where children gather, they can avoid bombing them, right?

The World Cup has long since been a money grubbing exercise by FIFA.

Previously in Russia, Qatar… Saudi Arabia coming up soon. USA feels on brand in this crowd.

Guys don’t want to see that either. That’s why urinal etiquette exists.

This seems like the obvious solution. An area for stand-up wees. An area for sit-down wees and poos. Everyone can wash their hands together in an open area.

No need to bring gender into expelling waste. Wouldn’t be surprised to find modern toilets were invented by the Victorians so men wouldn’t have to find out that women also shit.

Oh look, when you brainwash an entire generation into thinking a rival group are subhuman and not worthy of life, they’ll think nothing of posting their war crimes online because they don’t see themselves as doing anything wrong.

A bunch of the Labour top team are in the “Labour Friends of Israel” group. Starmer is in it, Streeting is in it. As is anybody else with a chance, because anyone else is in the “antisemite” group, and not allowed to do anything.

Don’t expect this to change. Farage or the Tories wouldn’t change it either.

Us and the septics set Israel up. It’s our little project, and we can’t do much apart from voting Green (who are now also smeared as antisemites and run by fundamentalist Muslims, despite being run by a gay Jew). Even then the US would prop them up forever. As long as oil is a thing, they need Israel to project power on the Middle East.

Not to worry, I’ve heard everyone is doing their own research these days.

We’ll just blissfully ignore that the “research” is them asking a batshit doomsday cult on US social media. Or worse, the US government.

I think that’s called a Continental Breakfast.

For my Spectrum I didn’t really need to. Magazines gave away several free full games every month on the covertape, and most games were like £2.99.

For my Amiga, fuck yeah I pirated everything because the games were £25 a pop and fuck that when you’re 14 years old and you have a mate who can copy you anything for 50p a disk.

Since becoming an adult, with a job, I just buy games. I’ve got much more money than energy and time, so I’m a lot pickier about what I play.