Must be the coffee and fruit shutting my brain down already. I didn’t even catch that.

I drink coffee and eat fruit every morning. I’ll let yall know if I die early on account of it!

Much easier to dress up as a disgusting republican woman than to dress up as a natural beautiful democrat woman.

If it could be raised enough to keep people from voting Republican the world would improve pretty damn quick!

You’re absolutely wrong about them. They’re far right PILES of shit, not pieces.

How could I forget, I’m a fork’en elephant!

They’ll probably remember this forever!

“Well doggies, Ain’t that something “

                 ~Jed Clampett~