You should watch Spaceballs. Then you wouldn’t be able to brag so proudly about being ignorant.

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Nice. “Urge” a little bit more, that’s the ticket there mate.

Just alligator clip it to your gutter, should be fine.

There’s lots of software defined shortwave radio (SDR) receivers that are available on the web. You don’t really need a physical radio anymore to listen to the audio that is constantly flowing on the airwaves. This is one of many places to start: http://websdr.org/