🤣

What the hell dude, cream cheese and jalapenos are a saintly combo, underrated honestly, but then you went and nuked the tortillas? Who raised you and do they know what you’ve become??

That was really satisfying to watch

I was thinking Hallmark

I dunno, granted this is the first I’ve heard the word but from that definition I get the impression that a quidler intentionally has their priorities mixed up, as a way of stalling perhaps? Procrastination is a bit different I think, something I do by accident, even when I’m aware that it’s happening

Idk, but my first thought was that this cat looks uncannily like Huey Freeman. I think it’s the eyebrows

What a tease

*Neferkitty

Yay verily

That’s a symptom? Crazy

I used it for a few years, realized that I had to use bangs every other search, and reluctantly switched back to Google. But now Google is way worse than it was, so I think I might as well try switching back again, see how it feels now.

I’ll suck your Glock for a thousand dollars

“Fuck dude, like what the H man!”

Knocking on heaven’s door - guns n roses

Gnyoch-gnyoch-gnoch’n awn haavins dawoowaAaAh. Hey. hay. Hay hey yaaAaAh

*Up an octave, shrill af

NECK-NECK-NECK’N EHN HEAVIN’S DEEEIHHUWUOo003+"!'&¥83-??

I was gonna say “a severe understatement”

Oh shit, those. It’s pretty rare that I get those, it’s maybe happened 5 or 6 times ever, but I happened to get one about a month ago after I went running for the first time in awhile. I guess those deep breaths triggered it.

What a save!

WWIII here we come!

This is why I literally set alarms for everything

The Ghoul - He got the wrong foot amputated, parody of Come and Play by the Offspring